Frosty's Residential Heating Services
While winter may be fast approaching, there is not enough snow on the ground for poor ol’ Frosty to make a decent living. So Frosty thought it’d be a wise decision to get into the heating business—fixing furnaces, installing fireplaces, and such. Turns out his customers aren’t too fond of his work…let’s just say that projects rarely get completed.
Kong's Window Washing Service
After the mess he had caused in the heart of New York, King Kong decided to monkey up and get to cleaning. He enjoyed it so much that he decided to make a career of it. With his climbing skill and long reach, Kong makes the perfect skyscraper cleaner!
Little Bo Peep Show
What becomes of the broken hearted? Well, it isn't a pretty story - when Little Bo Peep lost her sheep, she was never the same again. Heart hardened and abandoned, she left the field and headed to the city. Now she's looking for love in all the wrong places and shaking what her mama gave her.
Nemo's Fish Fry
You’ve probably all seen the ending of Pixar’s Finding Nemo, but what they don’t show you is Nemo’s struggle to reintegrate back into society – he was a changed fish. After many sleepless nights, Nemo still couldn’t let go of the torture inflicted upon him by his enemies. Nemo desperately wanted to cause his enemies irreparable harm so he formulated a plan that would allow him to serve up delicious rancid meat to his former captors. Born from the anguish of Nemo’s childhood, Nemo’s Fish Fry is now open on the shores of Sydney, for a limited time only!
Pharaoh Imhotep's Sanitary Wipes
Pharaoh Imhotep is back in action after a quick 3000 year nap. He saw no need for his paper wrappings that kept him together for the past three millenniums. So, with all of his excess wrappings and wanting to make a few bucks, it only made sense to sell them as wipes. *The Fiction Relocation project cannot guarantee the proper sanitation of such wipes or the lack there of.
Full Moon Formalwere
Who's that finely dressed man... that's turning into... a... wolf? That's right, the werewolves are lookin' good. With all the time they spend out on the town at night, it makes perfect sense that they'd start their own line of fashionable formal wear.
Enough was enough, Rick knew he had to do something. Running into town was not cutting it anymore — supplies were getting dry, and taking the risk of getting bit was always on their mind. Rick wanted to keep everything inhouse so what else to do then to open up his own gun store. “Grimes Gunshop now open! Zombies Keep Out”
Tommy Pickles, PhD.
After years of counseling his dearest friends through their experiences with meanies, Tommy Pickles wanted to make things official and open up his own practice. Common fixes for his client's woes include longer nap-times, warm milk, and the good old-fashioned pep talk.
The Man In Black's Fire Safety Devices
If you think your brother or sister gets on your nerves now, try fighting with them for a solid couple hundred years. Sick and tired of all the senseless bickering, The Man In Black left The Island to start his own company. He figured that his natural smokiness would lend itself well to testing his fire prevention products.
T.A.R.D.I.S. Time and Space Tours
A lot of people are willing to pay a pretty penny to see the universe first-hand. Even more so to see those places in other times. Dr. Who can give you that chance. So come and take a ride. The T.A.R.D.I.S. may not look like much, but it's bigger on the inside.
After countless years of christmas musicals, plays, and school concerts Schroeder grew bored of his classical ways. With new aspirations in mind, Schroeder set out to the Golden State — to help other musicians make their dream come true.
Agent K Pest Extermination Services
"After countless, selfless years as an MIB agent, Agent K has decided to trade his Tri Barrel Plasma Gun for a some ant traps. K's passion and experience in celestial relocation fueled his choice to begin his new life in rodent extermination. To those of you wondering…yes, he still wears his suit on the job."
Waldo: Missing Persons Investigator
Waldo has always been good at evading detection. He knows how to blend in with his surroundings, find good hiding places, and leave a false trail. These skills now aid him in finding other missing individuals. What it really comes down to is; you don't find Waldo, Waldo finds you.
Andy was growing up fast. College, a new girlfriend and parties left Woody missing his old pal. So the cowboy found a way to reconnect with Andy through opening a saloon and slinging a few drinks.
Kevin Malone's Fitness Studio
That's right. Kevin Malone is in a bit of a financial rut. In an effort to pull in some fast cash, he opened up a fitness studio in the warehouse of Dunder Mifflin Scranton. He accepts payment in M&Ms, chili, and cash. Note: All equipment is made up of cardboard, paper products, or a combination of the two.
Stark Snow Removal
"Warden of the North" was a heavy title for Ned Stark, so he put his sword away, picked up a shovel, and decided to help his countrymen prepare for the imminent snow... Because "Winter is Coming"
Jane and Michael Banks took their toll on Mrs. Poppins. Quite frankly, she had stepped on the last rogue lego. In an abrupt ascent through the clouds during their nap, she fled town to start her own venture. A venture that didn't include drool, diapers, or damn kids.
Ron Swanson's Steak Emporium
After Ron prompted a furlough on his own department, he knew what he had to do. He realized that he had to find a replacement for his one and only true love, Mulligan's. Unable to find such an establishment, Ron had no choice but to open Ron Swanson's Steak Emporium. The two items on the menu are "Bacon Wrapped Steak" and "Steak Wrapped Bacon".
International Diamond Miner's Union: Dwarven Local #7
Working conditions weren’t always the best under the evil queen… poor ventilation, few breaks, and the living space was tight. Enough was enough, the dwarves unionized, and now they can whistle, and get health insurance, while they work.
Stalking through the woods all the time, avoiding detection by curious eyes can be exhausting work, that's why Sasquatch decided to trade the pines for the beach and spend his weekends hanging a hairy ten.
Dons Old Fashioned Distillery
With Betty at home and the children to their studies, what’s Don to do with his spare time? Distraught, he decided to drop the Lucky Strikes and put aside his affairs to start up his own distillery. What, did you really think the drinks in his office were props? Two words: product placement.
When he's not being a national icon or pointing his finger at you, Uncle Sam picks up side jobs in the entertainment industry. Motorcycles, flaming hoops, and death defying stunts are all in a day's work for this adrenaline junkie.
Babe the big blue ox eats a lot. So much so that Mr. Bunyan couldn't make ends meet on lumberjacking alone. Paul needed a second job. Of the options available, we're glad that he chose "Bunyan WoodShop" over "Paul's Blue Ox Steaks."
When Johnny made his move south from Potomac down to Citrus County he realized his apples had no place there. What's a guy to do with only a pan and some apple seeds? Sell the pan, buy some seeds, and start from scratch.
When he isn’t terrifying unsuspecting villagers, Frankenstein’s monster likes to practice his culinary prowess. Now, we won’t say that his gourmet hot dogs don’t taste like they might contain some… less than kosher ingredients, but hey, a monster can have dreams too.